Lo mfo akakwazi ukuphatha imali yakhe, kwaye akakwazi ukukhusela ngokufanelekileyo intombazana yakhe. Wamthumela kwi-nigger ukuba ahlawule amatyala akhe, kwaye wayengazi nokuba kuya kubakho amabini kuwo. Kwaye yena washiywa emnyango kungekho nto. Kambe ke, le ntombazana yanikwa ulwamkelo olufanelekileyo yaza yabethwa ngemiphanda emibini, kodwa elo tyala lalifanele lihlawulwe, yaye yayingenandlela imbi ngaphandle kokubanelisa bobabini. Uyenze ngokugqibeleleyo.
UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!
Iqabane lityiswa ngee-caresses eziqhelekileyo kwaye ufuna into ekhethekileyo. Kwaye unondindwa obophezelayo ufumene iqhinga elitsha-waxhuzula umngxuma wokukhulula indoda ngolwimi. I-brunette iyenza ngobuhle kangangokuba mna ngokwam ukusuka kulonwabo ndakhawuleza! Kwaye lo mfo mhlawumbi waphendula ngokufanelekileyo-i-pimped eli slut leesile. Intombazana enjalo ixabiseke kakhulu - unokumthemba izinto zakhe ezisondeleyo.
Kunokuba nzima ukukrazula, ayinguye wonke umntu onako.